“Oh, Stacy,” my wife cried, “You know not what you ask! Bruce? In the kitchen??”
After all, a good rule of thumb for anyone is to write from experience. My annual foray into the land of pots and pans usually involves making 40-50 gallons of a high-octane rotgut my neighbors graciously – yet oddly enough, gratefully – call “wine.”
I hope the following masks the lack and depth of my culinary experience:
- Dump gobs of sweat and elbow grease into a large vat.
- Add several buckets full of vision and goals.
- Let all fear of change or of making mistakes bubble to the top, skim them off, then throw it away. (Those bubbles are mostly hot air anyway.)
- Throw in liberal doses of patience, tolerance and compassion.
- Leaven it with conservative and sensible estimates of time and money.
- For good measure, let your hair down occasionally….but don’t let it get caught in the mixture.
- Maintain some balance by drizzling anticipated frustration and aggravation over it.
- Stir in a sense of humor to keep everything from simmering…or worse, boiling over.
- Mince your words carefully before slowly blending them into your concoction.
- Sprinkling too much salt on your language raises anyone’s blood pressure (including your own).
- Toss in enough tact that, when you tell someone where to go, they’ll at least look forward to the trip, if not the destination.
- Pour in copious quantities of caffeine, alcohol….or some appropriate and legal alternative. (After all, we are in Utah!!!!)
- To top it all off, remember to serve everything with a smile, for the greatest pleasure is in knowing others appreciate your final presentation.
Bruce Teeple is a freelance writer, editor, local historian, speaker, gardener, wine maker, chicken farmer, and columnist for the Centre Daily Times in State College. Pennsylvania. A graduate of Penn State in history and political science, he served for nineteen years as curator of the Aaronsburg Historical Museum before joining AASLH’s Small Museums Committee. He is currently researching and writing As Good as a Handshake: the Farringtons and the Political Culture of Moonshine in Central Pennsylvania. His latest work is “Slavery In Post-Abolition Pennsylvania….And How They Got Away With It.”